We have been going through quite a few SPOTHs lately. I thought I would ask how DG’s SPOTH is doing.
Hey, DG, how’s that spider plant doing?
What’s that again? I couldn’t hear you.
Speak up. I still couldn’t hear what you said.
Oh? So soon? Bummer! Sorry about that.
Uh. You do realize, don’t you, that it is now April 4th? April Fools Day was days ago.
That gag only works on April first. Try to keep up.
Sigh.