You Want Red? Here’s Red

Our last SPOTH had tiger stripes with a hint of red. Well, here is one that is Red with a hint of tiger stripes…. or maybe leopard spots….. or maybe just splotches.

Red, pink and white plant.

The plant is a Billbergia ‘Teng Ee’…. don’t know what ‘Teng Ee’ means.

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DG’s SPOTH

We have been going through quite a few SPOTHs lately. I thought I would ask how DG’s SPOTH is doing.

Hey, DG, how’s that spider plant doing?

DG whispering "died"

What’s that again? I couldn’t hear you.

DG: It died.

Speak up. I still couldn’t hear what you said.

DG loudly: It Died!

Oh? So soon? Bummer! Sorry about that.

DG. HA. Didn't die. April fools.

Uh. You do realize, don’t you, that it is now April 4th? April Fools Day was days ago.

DG: Wha?

That gag only works on April first. Try to keep up.

Sigh.

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Billbergia Hybrid

Since we are getting into the taller plants, here is one that is not only taller, but it has a hint of red in it as well as a hint of tiger stripes.

Tall, red-ish plant.

That is a Billbergia Hybrid.

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An Even Taller Tiger

Here’s an even taller tiger striped SPOTH.

Tall tiger striped plant.

It’s an Aechmea ‘Chantinii DeLeon’ Black bromeliad. I bet you can’t say that three times fast without spitting up.

I don’t see anything about tigers or zebras in its name, though.

DG smirking: Two can play that game. Here's my SPOTH
Spider plant in a vase.

Dude. That’s just a spider plant. There’s nothing strange about a spider plant. Everybody has one.

DG: The fact that it's still alive with me taking care of it is strange.

OK. You got me on a technicality.

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Neoregelia Little Tiger Yellow

I found a SPOTH that looks a lot like the previous one, but it’s a bit taller.

This is a Neoregelia Little Tiger Yellow. Where I saw a zebra, somebody else saw a tiger.

I wonder what the big tiger looks like.

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SPOTH Again Again

I found a SPOTH that looks a lot like the previous one, but it’s a different color.

Neoregelia Dragon

That is a Neoregelia ‘Dragon’.

DG: What's with all the plants? What am I? Chopped liver?

Oh, so you want in on the action?

DG with leaves growing out of his head. Not funny.
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SPOTH Again

It is time for another SPOTH. This one is Cryptanthus ‘Absolute Zero’, also known as an Earth Star.

Cryptanthus 'Absolute Zero'

Nice looking plant. Reminds me of a zebra.

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SPOTH

DG has become disruptive again, so I thought I would post a SPOTH*. This one is a Sincoraea ophiuroides.

Plant with long tendrils.

Here is a closer look at the middle part.

Red and white flower.

I wonder if those tendrils can grab children or small pets.

*Strange Plant Of The Hour

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Try Another AI

I was not pleased with the results of my previous interaction with the AI, so I decided to try a different one to see if I can do better.

ChatDG how can I help you. Draw DG with a snow shovel.
DG holding a snow shovel and smiling.
ChatDG: DG is perfect. Something is fishy. Who is this?
Is that DG? What are you doing in my robot? Get out. DG: Spoil Sport.
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AI

DG has been acting up lately and has become a pain in the neck, so I thought I would consult an AI program to see if it could help me make a better DG.

Asking AI bot to draw DG
Letters D and G holding a snow shovel
Not good enough, try again.
DG sort of with crooked nose.
Smiling cartoon. Does not look like DG.
Not good. Try again.
Crazy character holding a snow shovel.
Definitely not that one. Go home.
Smiling DG: "Missing me yet?"
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