I was perusing the morning newspaper when I came upon this article.
Instantly, I jumped up and ran to the garage to see if our vehicles are safe. With great relief, I discovered that this upgrade has already been installed on our 2002 Corolla.
That was a close call.
I haven’t done a SPOTH for a long time, so here is a new one.
In case you have not been reading this blog for a while, a SPOTH is a Strange Plant Of The Hour. You see, my son keeps and raises strange, sometimes dangerous, some times man-eating, plants down in our basement, and on occasion I will post photos of them.
Here is a photo of today’s SPOTH.
OK. So what? It’s a stringy clingy little plant. But check out the tiny little flower ( highlighted in the red circle below)
Yikes. It has gecko fingers in the middle of it. Or maybe it just ate a gecko, and the lizard is still trying to get out.
The base of the plant is pretty strange too.
You probably can’t read the label, but it says “Euphorbia globosa”. So, it’s a globby plant?
But that ain’t nuthin’. This one is the baby. Here’s the Momma Glob
If that isn’t strange enough…. well I’ll go take another look down there. You never know what you are going to find.
(If I don’t come back up, call the Mounties).
I had some curly maple cutoffs left over from other projects that were too small to do much with, so I started making little jewelry boxes out of them. I asked my son if he would like a jewelry box, and he said:
“If you carve a dragon on the lid.”
Yikes. I had never done any significant wood carving, much less dragon carving, but I am usually up for a double-dare. So I got my hands on some carving tools, and this is what I came up with.
It’s the box with the dragon lid.
Not bad for a first try.
I have not found time to create a bigger, better, louder fireworks display this year, so here is DG holding a sparkler.
Sorry, but that’s all you get.
Happy New Year anyway.
DG was admiring his Santa suit in the mirror when he noticed the bunny tail that I had tacked on it.
He was not pleased.
So he put a big lump of coal in my stocking.
Since it is Christmas Eve, I said I was sorry and removed the tail. We are now pals again, and DG is ready for Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
With Christmas getting closer, DG and I got together to compromise on his getup for the season.
He promised to use his Santa Suit if I promised to design him a suit that doesn’t make him look like an idiot. So, we tried some things and negotiated.
Here’s our first try.
OK then, how about this one?
Well then, how about this?
Cool. Now, off you go.
Snicker.
DG didn’t like what I did to him when I drew him as and elf, so I have been tossing around some better ideas on how to dress him up for the holidays.
I thought he might do nicely as a candy cane.
Well, OK then. Maybe he could be dressed up as a star.
Or then maybe he could be a sheep.
Ah. I’ve got it. Scrooge! DG is Scrooge!
After I did that Fat Gag, DG was so worried about what I might do to him in his Santa Suit that he decided this year to dress up as an Elf.
Because you are an Elf, and Elves are short.
OK. Have it your way.
Some people are just never satisfied.
Thanksgiving dinner is over, so I dew a picture of DG all settled into his easy chair after the meal.
Bwaaa haa haaaa.
Oh, you think that’s bad? Wait till you see what I do to you in the Santa Suit.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
It has been a loooong time since we blogged anything.
Why is that?
Well….. nothing is funny anymore.
No, it’s not.
NO… it’s NOT!
OK then. Here’s a joke.
Two men walk into a food riot….
Yes it is.
YES… it IS!
Gotcha.
