Ar-Maya-geddon

It didn’t happen. So I can still blog. Even though I haven’t had much to say recently. Perhaps I can find a New Years resolution in there somewhere.

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Persistent

The weather was nice, and most of the leaves were down, so we spent the afternoon bagging leaves and taking them to the compost area. After we filled the Rav with one of the loads, this was peeking out at us:

Persisten FlowerThose Black-eyed Susan’s certainly are persistent flowers.

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Blast from the Past

When we moved, I found an old calculator that I built back in …. gulp…… 1972.

Yes. I built it….. from a kit. It was one of the first affordable, totally electronic calculators ever made, and it was a kit from HeathKit. It cost me $149.00 ( which was a lot more money back in 1972 ), and at that price I had to build it myself. It was totally electronic and could do all four functions, add, subtract, multiply, and divide….. instantly. It did not have to crank and crunch like those old, mechanical Monroes. Remember those?

Old Monroe mechanical calculators

No?….. oh…. of course not………… I forgot that not everybody is as old as I am.

Anyway, my HeathKit did all of that electronically.

So after I found it, on a lark I plugged it in and look!

It Works!It Still Works! After all these years, the lights still come on! And here is one feature that I always loved about this calculator that I have never seen on any other one. See this little wheel?

Wheel I'll beThat wheel allows me to set the decimal point anywhere from 0 to 7 plus “F” for “Floating”. So if I am adding up dollars and  cents, I can set it to ‘2’, and when I end up with an even number of dollars, I still get to see the cents displayed. Like this:

Makes centsThat certainly makes it easier for this old codger to keep his checkbook straight.

Try that with your Smart Phone!

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Hog Scraper

I made a new painting this weekend. I call it “Hog Scraper”. Here is a snapshot of it.

Hog ScraperThe title of the painting derives from an alternative use of the candlestick. It was reported that it doubled on the farm as a scraper used to scrape the bristles off hogs after they were slaughtered. When first we saw it, some hog bristles were still stuck to the base of it.

Ew.

This image is also posted on my personal art web site,

http://www.thekimerers.net/brian/art/

with some of my other work.

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Domain Name Squabbles

I have been having some difficulties with the registrar of my domain name, thekimerers.com, so I have moved this blog to my new domain, thekimerers.net at least until I can straighten it out.

There might be some delays, but then I have been a slow blogger for a while anyway, so who’s gonna notice?

Stay tuned.

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Correction

I must make a correction to my previous post. In that post, I said that our Night Blooming Cereus is a desert plant. That statement was in error, and is a testament to my limited Google skills. The plant is actually a rain forest plant, to be specific an Epiphyllum oxypetalum, Common Name(s): Dutchman’s-Pipe Cactus.

It is neither a Selenicereus grandiflorus nor a Peniocereus greggii, all of them apparently called “Night Blooming Cereus”,

So, since we appear to have multiple names for one plant and multiple plants with the same name, I decided to ask the plant, and when I tried to pronounce the name, I got this response:

OopsOops. I think I broke something.

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Cereusly Now

We have a Night Blooming Cereus in our plant room. In fact, we have two, but one of them is blooming tonight. This curious desert plant blooms only once each year as night falls… and then the flower closes forever with the first morning sun. Here is a photo:

CereusThat is a really BIG flower! And it’s fragrant too…. smell it?

No? Come a little closer.

CloserHow’s that? Can you smell that?

No?

Well then get right into it!

MmffStill no fragrance? What the…..

Oh. Wait! Silly me. I forgot.

Scratch N Sniff

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Making Shelves

This weekend’s basement project was to make some shelves to go on top of the planting table. I made these out of 3/4″ plywood using hand tools. It takes a bit longer using hand tools than it wood (pun) using power tools, but:

  • I don’t own many power tools.
  • I enjoy learning how to use the hand tools.
  • I do not enjoy using roaring, screaming, finger-crunching power tools.

So, I used my hand tools to make the shelves. I had to cut two rabbets and two dadoes in the sides to hold the shelves. Here is the plane that I used to cut the rabbets.

Rabbet PlaneIt is an old, wooden rabbet plane with the iron held in by a simple wedge… adjusted using the little yellow hammer. Here is another photo of it:

Allen?I would love to tell you that Allen was my old, beloved Great Grandfather who used that plane to create marvelous furniture in the Pre-Revolution Colonies…… but the truth is that I have no idea who Allen was. I picked up the plane at a rummage sale for five bucks. Apparently he did not want to lose this tool.

The plane iron is held in with that wedge, and it is adjusted by tapping with the hammer on the back of the iron, the back of the plane, and the wedge. It is a tricky bit of technology to master, but once the technique sets in, it is kind of fun to do. It really is possible to move the iron in and out by thousandths of an inch to set the depth of the cut.

This is actually the same plane that I found in a drawer the hard way back in 2009. You can see that blog entry at the link below.

Kiss The Devil

I think I am doing a bit better with it now that I have a real shop so that I can store it on a shelf.

I have been trying to use this tool for many years, and only slowly has the skill come to me. For example, I just figured out yesterday that the idea of making the tool cut by pushing down on it harder is incorrect. The blade cuts better if I lift up on the plane. It cuts better if the downward pressure is just slightly less than the weight of the plane… which means lifting up on it very slightly so that it just barely floats over the wood. Whoda guessed that?

For the dadoes I used my Record 405 Multi Plane. What a marvelous beast that one is.

Record 405Wow! Look at all those adjustments! Arrr arrrr.! Hey! It’s a guy thing.

The mulitplane ( also called a combination plane) was designed in the 19th century to replace dozens of the old wooden planes, each one designed to do one job. It accepts many different types of irons to do different kinds of cuts. I could have done the rabbets with the Multi Plane, but what fun would that be?

The Record 405 is a British product that is a copy of the old Stanley #45 Combination Plane. Neither plane is in production anymore. Here are all the parts that came with the plane.

Guy ThingYa gotta love all those pieces and parts. Rosewood handle. Rosewood fence. Nice.

This plane is not an antique. I bought it new about 30 years ago, paying way too much for it, but what the heck, I like it.

So, I spent a few pleasant (quiet) hours in the basement cutting plywood with my hand tools and ended up with some shelves.

ShelvesWe will put these on the plant bench to hold the plant tools and some trays of seedlings under the lights.

I would love to wax poetic about my hand tools some more, but I have already violated my own 15 second rule several times over ( “If it takes longer than 15 seconds to read a blog entry, it is too long”). Perhaps some time later I can blog how to adjust and use the old tools. We shall see.

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We Didn’t Plant These

We did not plant these.

Black Eyed SusansWe planted the rock, but the Black Eyed Susans found the rock all by themselves.

We did plant the Scaevola.

ScaevolaWhat a curious plant it is. The “flowers” are made up of rings of flowers. Here is a view from the top.

RingsWhat are they going to think of next?

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Clover

The one thing that I miss from that other house, the House From Hell, is the lawn. It wasn’t a good lawn, but it was a robust lawn. We never watered it or poisoned it or “stayed off it”. We just mowed it, and it survived on its own somehow. Not being a “lawn person” I appreciated not having to spend a lot of time maintaining the lawn.

However, when we built the new house,  the old lawn was destroyed by the heavy equipment, and the landscaper put in one of those, wimpy, whiny lawns that wants to be watered and poisoned and molly-coddled all the time. When we didn’t water it, it got brown and died. When we didn’t poison it, it let the weeds take over. Last Summer it looked pretty bad.

But wait….. this is a new year, and one of those weeds was white clover. It turns out that clover is as persistent as our old lawn was. The clover has now taken over from the weeds and is very nice. Check this out:

CloverWe now have a lush, bucolic meadow of clover flowers in the yard. We have found out that the clover is better than grass. It doesn’t need to be watered because it shades its own roots. It doesn’t need to be fertilized because it takes nitrogen out of the air and puts it in the roots. It doesn’t need to be poisoned because it takes over from the other “weeds”. It even helps the grass that is mixed in because the grass benefits from all those things as well.

We got our robust lawn back in a year. All we have to do is mow it. Go figure.

And best of all, we have these guys:

BeeLots of them. Check out the nectar in his saddle bags! Somewhere there is a stash of clover honey being built.

Interested? There is more information on the web:

Establishing A White Clover Lawn

 

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