Nothing Happens At Ten

DG showed up acting suspicious.

Something isn’t right here.

Hey, DG, what’s going on?

What the heck is he up to now?

Ya gotta be quicker than that.

It seems that we are now fully immersed in political campaigns.

Sigh.

DG seems to have taken up a cause…..

I don’t allow any politics on this blog… and that includes YOU!

Rules are rules. Deal with it.

Did you get all your clocks changed for the crazy Daylight Savings Time switch?

From the look of DG, he is all done.

Or maybe, all done-in is a better description.

DG wore himself out bouncing on his pogo stick. So now, he is taking a nap.

Well, I’m sure that he will wake up in a nonce.

Hmmmm.

I’m not sure. I will look that up on the interwebs.

Jus’ a sec.

OK. Here it is.

“Nonce: adjective
occurring, used, or made only once or for a special occasion”

“Nonce: noun
the one, particular, or present occasion, purpose, or use
the time being”

No, wait, there’s more. Listen to this….

“Nonce first appeared in Middle English as a noun spelled ‘nanes.’ The spelling likely came about from a misdivision of the phrase ‘then anes.’ (‘Then’ was the Middle English equivalent of ‘the’ and anes meant ‘one purpose.’) The word was especially used in the phrase for the nonce, meaning ‘for the one purpose,’ as in Geoffrey Chaucer’s ‘Prologue’ of Canterbury Tales: ‘A cook they hadde with hem for the nones To boille the chiknes with the marybones.’ The adjective ‘nonce’ did not exist in print until the publication in 1884 of the New English Dictionary on Historical Principles (which later became the Oxford English Dictionary). The editor of that dictionary, James Murray, created the term ‘nonce-word’ as a label for ‘words apparently employed for the nonce.'”

Pretty interesting, don’t ya think, DG?

DG?

DG?

Sigh.

Our recent software upgrade has put a new spring into DG’s step.

Well, that’s a bit over the top.

We pulled the trigger on the software update. We are now running DG on version 6.<mumble-something>

Let’s see how DG is doing.

Oh. That’s not good.

Just a second. I’ll go change some settings.

OK. How’s that?

Better…. but not there yet.

Let’s see…. tweak that setting…. fiddle with this other setting…… turn on the framstat wratchet…

Welcome back.

Hey, it coulda been worse. You coulda stopped thinking about it.

It is time to update the software that is running this blog.

I have been putting this off for a long time now, but it is being forced on me at this time to avoid losing the blog. I am using version 4.<mumble-something>, and the whole world has moved on to version 6.<mumble-something> so we have to switch it up.

Yes, DG, we have to take the chance and upgrade you. So don’t be surprised if you come back looking more like this:

Sorry, but that is the risk we must take to keep up with the stampeding technology that we use.

Such a drama queen.

It looks like DG’s weight loss program has been way more effective than we anticipated.

OK. OK. Sheesh, such a grump. I will draw you normal again.

But then, what should we do now for laughs?

Oooh. Aaaah. OK then. That opens up a lot of possibilities.

Hmmmm. I will have to give that some thought.