Stud Finder

I have been given the task of hanging a shelf in the laundry room. So I went out onto the interwebs to study techniques for finding the studs in the walls. I have to screw the shelf supports into the studs so that the shelf won’t fall down. I found some videos that describe the following foolproof technique for finding studs in walls.

I went to the local Big Box Home Improvement store, and found these super magnets.

Super MagnetsThose babies set me back about $3.98. These magnets will stick to anything with iron or steel in it, even when they are still in the package. When I got them home, they were stuck to the other stuff in the bag, and it took me a while to separate the various pieces parts. You don’t want to fool around with these, they will fly toward anything with iron in it, and they will shatter when they hit.

I opened the package and finally pried the magnets apart (they stick to each other quite well too). Then I took some tape that I found upstairs.

Blue TapeI cut off about three inches of the tape.

3"Then, I stuck one of those magnets right in the middle of that piece of tape.

StuckI wrapped the tape over the top of the magnet, and stuck the ends together, and voilà, a magnet with a convenient handle.

HandleI made three of those, then I took them to the laundry room and simply moved them over the wall in a somewhat random pattern…..

SearchingWhen I moved the magnet over a place where a drywall screw is holding the drywall to the stud, the magnet stuck to the wall. Like this

Ta DaaaAnd there are the studs! Pretty cool, hunh?

Well OK, I did cheat a little bit because I had this picture from when the house was being built.

Oh. There they are.So I knew ahead of time where the studs are. But even so, I think my little home made stud finder worked pretty well.

Stud

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“Dimensioned” Lumber

Everybody knows that when you go to the lumber yard and get a 1 X 6 board, it really isn’t 1″ thick nor is it 6″ wide. In reality, the board is 3/4″ thick and 5 1/2″ wide. That is the standard size for such “Dimensioned” lumber.

Last weekend I procured such a board for a project that had been carefully planned to use the actual dimensioned size of the 6″ board, which is 5 1/2″….. However, when I measured the board, I saw this:

What!?Take a closer look at that right hand side.

Shorted
The board was actually 5 3/8″ wide.

Really. I measured it several times.

They stiffed me on the board by 1/8″. Now what?

I guess that is the equivalent of the pound of coffee that weighs 11.5 ounces… but in lumber.

So, that played havoc with these plans….

PlansBut in the end, we prevailed and ended up with our Chickadee McMansion anyway.

Ooo. Ahhh.Not a bad pad to crash in.

It just needs a couple of eye bolts to hang it from.

And for those who actually looked at the plans…. the recessed floor didn’t work out. Can’t have everything.

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Oil Be Darned

When you wake up on a Sunday morning in January, and you see this:

Cooltelling you that the outside air temperature is 15.3° ….. and that the inside air temperature is at 60.8° …. and headed in the direction that will cause it to meet up with the OAT… you don’t want to go down to the basement and see this….

Not coolwhere the heating system oil level indicator is hovering perilously near the word “empty”.

In fact, the indicator was being optimistic considering that the burner had already quit burning and the heater had already quit heating, indicating that “empty” had already been achieved.

Fortunately, we have a responsive heating contractor, who did not complain very much about being called at 6:00 a.m. on Sunday, and who responded quickly to return us back to this:

Fulland to the happy warmth that we were beginning to take for granted these last few weeks.

Oh, and don’t ask why the indicator is sitting on it’s side like that instead of straight up. That could cause a plumber rant.

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Mobile

I just went mobile. I purchased a tablet computer. Here it is:

TabletIt’s kind of cute. It works OK. WiFi only, but you have to start somewhere. The user manual that came with it is a bit odd.

User manualTiny thing. Not much to it. Skinny.

SkinnyOn the other hand, the Manual of Dire Warnings….

Dire WarningsIs a bit more substantial.

ThickThere is quite a difference between the size of the directions and the size of the warnings.

Thick and ThinAt least now I know that there are no edible parts inside, and that I should not play it into my ears beyond the pain threshold nor roast it in my oven.

Nevertheless, I am sure that my new tablet will stick with me through thick and thin….. just not in the shower.

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Well, I did it.

I was driving down to the train station this morning at 6:00 A.M. and it was really foggy. I could barely see the road in front of me. The traffic guy on the radio was barking about the fog and how dangerous it is. “Be careful”, he said.

And that was when I did it.

I turned on the high beams.

Yup.

Just to see what would happen.

And nothing bad happened.

Just sayin’.

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WSJ Channels W. VA

On Saturday, the Wall Street Journal published, on the front page, a story about the chemical spill in West Virginia.

Front PageBeing interested in what is going on, I turned to Page A 4 and found this.

Yikes!That isn’t a shadow. That is….. well… I’m not sure exactly what that is… unless this article was written right up close and personal with that chemical spill.

I just hope it isn’t connected to the Pig Virus mentioned in the column next to the spill article.

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A Philosophical Question

How can you tell if Blue Cheese has gone bad?

MoldThis one is going into the cheese ball anyway.

Happy New Year!

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How To Trim A Christmas Tree Trunk

Everybody knows that you have to cut a few inches off of the trunk of a Christmas tree before plunging it in water (add teaspoon of sugar) in order to keep it fresh.

Here is the proper way to cut off those few inches of trunk.

  • Open the garage door and back out the car.
  • Pull the generator out of the garage and make sure it is level.
  • Check the generator oil.
  • Find the gasoline and put some in the generator tank.
  • Start the generator and let it warm up.
  • While the generator warms up, find the electric chainsaw.
  • Find the electric chainsaw extension cord.
  • Plug in the chainsaw using the extension cord.
  • Measure the trunk.
  • Cut it off.
  • Unplug the chainsaw and the extension cord.
  • Shut down the generator.
  • Let the generator cool down.
  • While the generator cools down, put away the chainsaw.
  • After the generator cools off, put it back in the garage.
  • Put the car back in the garage and close the door.

Setup time: 20 minutes

Cutting time: 10 seconds

Fun Factor: Maximum

Setup

Here is the alternative method…. let the guy at the tree stand cut it off.

Setup time: 0 minutes

Cutting time: 20 seconds

Fun factor: Zero

We took the first path.

Oh, and here is the tree, minus a few inches of its trunk and safe in the garage.

Tree

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Piqued

I peeked at the Killer Carrot, and found it somewhat piqued. It seems to have peaked in its growth spurt.

Piqued CarrotSo….. since it probably won’t make it much more, it might make much mulch in the morning.

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CFL, LED, TLA

We have a bunch of CFL’s around the house. They do save electricity, but they do not last as long as advertised. Case in point, the bulb shown below.

ExpiredBecause of the high mortality rate of the CFL’s, I have taken to writing the installation date on the base of each bulb. This one says 2011/8/12. I have also noted the date that it expired, 2013/11/2. That isn’t exactly 8 – 10 years.

Even though these things are warranted for 8 years, the warranty is not much use since the cost of mailing the bulb back to the manufacturer is about the same as the cost of a new bulb. They win.

So, it is trash (properly recycled, of course).

And I have begun experimenting with the newer technology, LED.

LEDAt least this one looks like a light bulb. And it is warranted for 22 years. I have, of course duly noted on the base of the bulb the day it got installed. By the time this one burns out I will be <mumble> years old and I will not care.

Unless, of course, it pops next year, in which case the cost of sending it back to the manufacturer might be worth it, since this thing cost me $7.97.

CFL Thumbs Down
LED Thumbs Up

CFL, LED…. since when did light bulbs become TLA’s?

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