The Marble Test

After yesterday’s post, a certain family member, who has a facility for things mechanical, did not believe the level as it was placed on the new shelf, and demanded that we do the marble test to see if the shelf is, indeed, level.

So I went down to the basement to look for one, but alas I have lost my marbles, so I ended up with this:

Not a Marble

That is a 40 mm celluloid plastic spheroid designed for an upper-class, Victorian after-dinner parlour game (it’s a Ping Pong ball).

The ball was dutifully placed on the shelf……. where it did not roll…. as demonstrated in the accompanying photo.

Q.E.D.

(it is amazing what you can do with a camera when the shutter speed is set to 1/1000th of a second).

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Check One Off

Check one off the list. Today I finished one of my Old Retired Guy chores. I put up a shelf in the laundry, and I did it myshelf. Check it out.

All done

That thing sitting on the shelf is my level. Here’s a closer look.

Closer

The board is a closet shelf that we salvaged from the old house before we tore it down. Considering that the old house was built in 1946, 47, 48 (which involves a story I will have to tell later), it has a lot of experience being a shelf.

Here is the top of the shelf.

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Nice patina. And check out that level.

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Yowza! Not bad for a software guy, n’est-ce pas ?

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Don’tcha Just Love Mondays?

I used to ask that question of my exhausted co-commuters at 6:00 a.m. as we stood on an open, frozen platform headed back to another week, waiting for another late train.

Don’tcha just Love Mondays? Mondays are my favorite day! What would we do without Mondays?

Hint: They saw no humor in it. Do not try this at home.

So, now that I am retired, here is my Monday commute. Down the stairs.

Down

Around the corner.

Around

Ta daaaa! Done!

Done

Don’t worry. You’ll get there (don’t wish your life away).

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Big Ass Knife in Action

I made a couple of pizzas to munch while the Patriots played the Texans. That gave me an opportunity to try out my Big Ass Knife on my new Big Ass Cutting Board. Here are the results.

It works

Yum. Here is a closeup.

Jealous?

OK. Now I’m getting hungry. I’m heading over to the fridge to see if there were any leftovers.

Go Pats.

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Spring Cleaning

OK. Spring Cleaning is a stretch. But is was warm today, so I took advantage of the January thaw to clean out the birdhouse.

First, I took it down and took the side off of it.

Open, says me

I designed the birdhouse using brass screws so that I can do this. Here is what the Chickadees left inside.

Inside

Here’s a closer view.

Closer

Looks soft and comfy. I don’t know if it smelled bad or not, because I was wearing a dust mask and rubber gloves. You can’t be too careful.

After cleaning out the nest, I put the side back onto the house.

Closed up

You can see the gloves and mask in the photo. Birds can carry some nasty stuff, so protection is a good idea.

Finally, I put it back up on the pole…. ready for Spring.

Back up

We are hoping that they will join us again. They are very entertaining. Even during the Winter, the birds come back and look in there on occasion…. probably checking to see if Housekeeping has been by yet.

They never leave a tip.

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Big Ass Knife

One of my Christmas presents was this Big Ass Knife for cutting pizzas.

This 'Ere's a Knife

That thing is Huge! I will be able to section one of my home made pizzas in seconds using that knife.

The problem is that I did not have anything big enough to put the pizza on in order to cut it. I mumbled about just cutting it on the counter top, but I was told “No”.

Or maybe that was more like “NO“!

Anyway….

I set up an Old Retired Guy project to make something to use my knife on. Then, I disappeared into the basement shop for a few days.

Here is what I came up with.

Cutting Board

That is one Big Ass Cutting Board! Now I need to make some pizzas to see how it works.

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Trophy!

Look! This blog won a trophy!

Snail Trophy

Well. OK.

I made it up.

But it will look nice on the desk anyway.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year!

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Re-Tired

I worked hard, and I got tired.

So I worked harder.

Then, I got tired again.

So that makes me… re-tired.

So I stopped.

We shall see if that allows me more time to add to this blog.

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Framed

The Buoys and Gulls got framed.

Framed

They look nice. These are going into the Fall Show next week.

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