Collectibles

DG has outdone himself this time, fighting over a useless old toy.

DG: Cabbage Patch Kids are now collectibles.... and worth money.

Ha! Even the originals are only worth a couple hundred bucks. I suppose that next you are going to tell me you have a closet full of Beanie Babies. Ha!

DG holding doll and whistling.

Seriously? Please tell me that you don’t have a closet full of Beanie Babies!

DG still whistling.

Yikes!

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Shopping

Now that Thanksgiving is over, DG is ready to go Christmas shopping.

Holy cow! What happened to you?

DG: Black Eye Friday

Wow! But did it pay off? Did you get what you were after?

DG holding a Cabbage Patch doll.

Seriously? A Cabbage Patch doll? Where were you shopping, the Smithsonian?

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

DG enjoying turkey with a glass of 'nog.
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Thankful For

Thanksgiving is next week. So I asked DG what he is thankful for.

DG: For putting my hands back the way they are supposed to be?

C’mon, get serious.

What are you thankful for?

DG: Um.... Eggnog?

OK. We’ll settle for that. Simple pleasures.

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How Many Fingers

In our previous post, DG was complaining about having only three fingers on his hand to draw turkeys with. So I thought I would correct that problem. Here he is with four fingers just like everybody else.

Dg frowning at hands with four fingers.

Kinda funny looking isn’t it?

How many fingers would you like to have? Here you are with 9 fingers on each hand.

DG freaking out with 9 fingers on each hand.

Add in your thumbs, and it makes counting to ten a lot easier.

OK. Enough punishment. Here you are back to normal.

DG smiling, with his three fingered hands back.

Sometimes a simple demonstration is all it takes.

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Thanksgiving

Now that we are past Veterans Day, Thanksgiving is looming large. So I thought that I would draw a picture of a turkey.

Hand tracing turkey
DG: Seriously? a hand-tracing turkey? How old are you, 10. Anybody can do that.. here's mine.
DG hand tracing turkey

Yeah, but my turkey has four fingers, and yours has only three fingers, so mine’s better.

DG: That's because you draw me that way. No fair.
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Rethinking

DG is rethinking the decision about his Halloween costume. It turns out that his cute bunny costume pulled in quite a stash.

DG munching a large pile of candy.

As predicted, everyone thought that DG was adorable…… well…. there was that one curmudgeon who said, “What the heck is a cartoon character doing out trick er treating?” Hey. you can’t please everybody.

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The Decision

It is getting way too close to Halloween to allow DG to continue waffling on his costume decision. So I have made a command decision, and the answer is:

DG in a cute bunny mask

He will be wearing a cute bunny mask. It makes him look adorable, and those cute bunny ears take attention away from that stringy, single hair that sticks straight up.

DG frowning: I am NOT going out as a cute bunny!

Oh, yes you are. I am the cartoonist, and I can draw you any way I want to, and the pen is mightier.

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Next Attempt

DG is still trying to find a scary mask that will fool me.

DG in skull mask. How's this one?

Honestly…. the hair strapped down with the band-aid is pretty obvious.

DG with hair springing out from the band-aid

Try again.

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Halloween Antics

Halloween is coming up, and I ran into this scary fellow.

DG in a fright mask growling.

But, that’s OK. It’s just DG in a fright mask.

DG: How did you figure that out so fast?

Oh, let’s see…. one single hair sticking straight up. Duh.

DG: Oh.
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