DG is confused.
On Mother’s Day, Dad takes the kids all day to give Mom a break.
But then….
On Father’s Day, Dad gets to spend the entire day having quality time with the kids. Seems a little fishy.
But don’t pay any attention to DG. He has difficulty understanding the more subtle aspects of modern life.
DG got the Dentist’s bill.
I have gone looking for the Smelling Salts.
Well, DG got back at me. He wrote something on my mirror.
Such a witty guy.
I just wish he hadn’t done that with permanent marker.
Sigh.
Just for fun, I wrote some graffiti on DG’s mirror in his bathroom.
Ooops….. DG isn’t laughing.
Uh oh. That looks like a revenge frown to me.
Hey! C’mon. It’s a joke.
DG tasted the Sauerkraut again and started to warm up to it. In fact, he started to like it, so he has been eating it regularly.
But I think I should have warned him that there are some side effects to eating kraut.
Well, that was unfortunate.
Better out than in.
I made some sauerkraut. It turned out pretty well.
It was really easy to make…. just cabbage and salt. I shredded the cabbage, then crushed it with some salt and left it for a week in its own brine.
I think it’s pretty yummy, so I gave some to DG to taste.
Well, it does have the word “sauer” in its name.
Today, DG and I had to go back to the dentist for Round Two.
DG came away with just a cleaning, but unfortunately for me, I got a filling.
So DG drew a cartoon of me after our visit.
I guess payback is fair.
We must be snake-bit with respect to household appliances. We just lost another one.
Yup. The old Toast-R-Oven will no longer heat up. The timer still ticks, but there is no toasting going on.
Come to think about it, I overheard someone saying that about me the other day. I wonder what that means?
Anyway, our response time to these issues is improving. Witness the same-day replacement.
Also please note – as promised – no stupid cartoon faces.
Soooo…. what month is it anyway?
I mean…. really?
DG had to go to the dentist last week.
He didn’t have a toothache. He had to go in order to help wrestle me into the chair, and he got that bump doing it.
I am a reluctant dental customer.
I suppose I owe him an apology. I tried to do that right after, but with all that Novocain in there, all that came out was “nmmflgglllllffff” and some slobber.
