Now that DG is friends with the bees, I think maybe he got a little bit too cozy with them.
You know, DG, sometimes those Bee Hugs only go one way.
Also, did you know that a bee can only sting you once?
Yeah. Once a bee stings you it dies.
But then maybe it isn’t all that bad…. it could have been a hornet that stung you, and a hornet doesn’t die after stinging.
…. so then….. it can come back and sting you again.
The heat has broken for now, and I heard the lawn mower being pushed around outside. Yay!
I ran outside to congratulate DG for finally getting off his derriere and doing some yard work. This is what I found.
What the heck?
So, then who is pushing the lawn mower around?
How do you suppose he made that happen?
Speaking of getting a bee in your bonnet… now that the heat has broken I managed to get DG out of the house for a bit.
Unfortunately, it seems that one of the bumble bees has taken a liking to him.
Actually, I think that the bumbler just wants to give DG a big ol’ Bee Hug.
While we have been locked in the house by this outrageous heat, DG got a bee in his bonnet to take a stab at making his own simulated fireworks.
Here is what he came up with.
Um. Not quite sure what to say.
Baby steps, DG, baby steps.
It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that we had a cookout yesterday and didn’t have to turn on the grill.
It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that we are drinking hot coffee to cool off.
It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the thermometer is showing a temperature higher than DG’s IQ.
It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
Q.E.D.
DG is really complaining about this heat wave.
I can only imagine the complaining if he actually left the air conditioned house and went outside.
Happy 4th of July. In celebration of the day, I have reprised and enhanced my digital fireworks display.*
The major enhancement is that I have added audio to the fireworks, so turn on the sound and hear the booms.
*No actual fireworks were harmed in the making of this video. All of this is digitally simulated.
DG is protesting again. It looks like he wasn’t happy with all that yardwork I put him through last time.
There’s a lot of words on that sign. What does it say?
“Cartoons Against Mandatory Egregious Labor”.
Um. CAMEL?
Camel? What the heck kind of movement is “Camel”?
Ans: Slow.
Bwaaahaahaaa.
Hey, DG, if you’re going to have a movement, you need a logo. How about this
one?
Haaahaahaaa.
OK. Well, maybe that isn’t the very best logo, but it will get you over the hump until you get a better one.
Ha ha ha haaaaa…
Hey! DG! That logo looks a little bit like you!
Haaaaa haaa
Don’t get mad. Water you want from me? I’m dune the best I can.
Wait! Don’t desert me! I’m not done. We haven’t decided hooves at fault yet.
Haaa haaaa haaaa.
Hey, DG! What’s the difference between a camel with one hump and a camel with two
humps?
DG: Sigh. I don’t know. What?
Me: One hump. Duh
Haaa ha haaaa.
DG: Sigh
Me: Hey! DG! What did the camel say to the ostrich?
DG: Sigh. I don’t know, what?
Me: Nothing. Camels can’t talk. Duh.
Hahaaa haah haaaaa.
DG: Sigh
Hey! DG!
…
Hey! DG!
…
Hey! …. DG?
…
Now where did he go?
DG has been goofing off again, so I rousted him out to get some of that yardwork done.
“Hey, DG! Get up and get after that yardwork. It’s starting to look ratty.”
Oh yeah? You are a cartoon character, and I can draw you doing anything I want.
Check this out!
There! All done. Now, that wasn’t so bad, was it?
You are such a drama queen.
I declare that summer has officially arrived.
The air is warm, the sun is out, the flowers are all blooming….
The arbor is covered with roses.
DG is out doing his yard work.
OK. We’ll have to work on that later.
