The landlord only gave us one key to the Fallapartment. He was supposed to make us another key last Summer, but he never got around to it. Too busy, I guess.
Now that we are out and he wants to show the place to possible renter$, he wanted us to hand over our key. We told him that he could not have our key because we are still paying rent on the place, and that he should use his spare key.
Guess what? He has no idea where his key is. All this time, the landlord’s “Emergency” key has been missing. Go figure.
So he finally came and took our key and had a copy made, and after he returned it, the key ring looked like this:
How can you screw up a split ring? What a talent! With a touch like that, is there any mystery that the Fallapartment is falling apart?