It is getting way too close to Halloween to allow DG to continue waffling on his costume decision. So I have made a command decision, and the answer is:
He will be wearing a cute bunny mask. It makes him look adorable, and those cute bunny ears take attention away from that stringy, single hair that sticks straight up.
Oh, yes you are. I am the cartoonist, and I can draw you any way I want to, and the pen is mightier.