Resolutions

I asked DG what his NewYear’s Resolution is.

Giving up philosophy

Oh. Just like that? After one marginal experience with it? You could try a different branch of philosophy.

I looked into nihilism, but there isn't much to it.

OK. But that sounds like another cop-out to me.

Oh year mister smarty pants. What is yours?

My New Year’s Resolution is the same every year.

“I resolve to eat more fat, salt and sugar and try to put on some weight”.

That way, when I fail at it, it’s good for me.

Oh man, you've got issues.