DG finally got around to finishing his taxes. He was thrilled to find out that he doesn’t owe any taxes at all.
“DG”, I said, “that is because you are a cartoon character. You don’t have any income.”
DG: Wha?
Me: I said, you are a cartoon character. Cartoons don’t owe taxes because you have no income.
DG: Wha? Oh yeah? What about Snoopy?
Me: Sure, Snoopy is a very successful cartoon. But that money went to the cartoonist, Charles Schulz, not to Snoopy the cartoon.
DG: Wha? That’s not fair. Snoopy did all the work, and Charlie got the money?
Me: ‘Fraid so.
DG: Not fair.
Now DG is protesting.
Oh my. Here we go again.
I think he needs to double check the acronym before he designs his logo.