Who is DG?

So, who is DG anyway?

To help answer that question, I grabbed this from the Post Office.

DG is a cartoon character that I invented about 50 years ago. I don’t remember exactly when…. or why. So to clear up any confusion I thought that I would post a list of Hardly Ever Asked Questions (HEAQ)… pronounced “Heck!”….. about DG.

Q. Why is he called “DG”?

A. Because that’s his name.

Q. Strange name. It looks like initials.

A. That’s not a question.

Q. How do you pronounce it?

A. Just like it’s spelled. “Dee Gee”. Don’t call him “Doug”. He hates it when you call him “Doug”.

Q. What does it mean?

A. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just his name. What does the name “Fred” mean?

Q. How old is DG?

A. 51 years old.

Q. How do you know that if you don’t remember when you invented him?

A. I made it up….. it’s a cartoon character… get over it.

Q. Is DG male?

A. He has only one hair. What do you think? Besides, I keep referring to him as “he”. Duh.

Q. Why do you keep drawing him on this blog?

A. To delight my readers…… well…. OK to delight myself…. and you’re stuck with it.

Q. Are you going to keep bothering us with this drivel about DG?

A. Nope, but here is a link to my STIU page, where you can refresh your memory whenever  you want to.