Category Archives: DG

DG is really complaining about this heat wave. I can only imagine the complaining if he actually left the air conditioned house and went outside.

DG is protesting again. It looks like he wasn’t happy with all that yardwork I put him through last time. There’s a lot of words on that sign. What does it say? “Cartoons Against Mandatory Egregious Labor”. Um. CAMEL? Camel? What … Continue reading →

DG has been goofing off again, so I rousted him out to get some of that yardwork done. “Hey, DG! Get up and get after that yardwork. It’s starting to look ratty.” Oh yeah? You are a cartoon character, and … Continue reading →

I declare that summer has officially arrived. The air is warm, the sun is out, the flowers are all blooming…. The arbor is covered with roses. DG is out doing his yard work. OK. We’ll have to work on that … Continue reading →

I found DG goofing off again now that the weather is nice. “Hey, DG, enough goofing off! Do something useful, like mow the lawn.” He wasn’t happy with that, but I did convince him to get up out of his … Continue reading →

No I didn’t. I made a nice card for my wife, who is the Mother of our children. Why would I do that? You aren’t my Mother. OK then, you win. Happy Mother’s Day, DG. Sigh.

I have been working on my latest woodworking project. Here is a picture. Well…. I didn’t time it…. but I think it might have been 50 or 60 hours of work. Well, I work only with hand tools, you know…. … Continue reading →

Here is one of my favorite quotations from Ambrose Bierce.                                                  A Causeway A Rich Woman having … Continue reading →

Honestly, DG, that is the lamest April Fools gag I have ever seen.

DG got busy this weekend doing his income taxes and calculating what percentage tax he pays. But he ran into a problem on the calculator. No matter what he did, the calculator threw an error. DG was not happy. “What’s … Continue reading →