Category Archives: DG

Diet

After all of that Thanksgiving feasting, DG inadvertently stepped onto the bathroom scale and got a shock. Consequently, I was forced to put him on the “97 Diet“. What, you may ask, is the “97 Diet”? I made up the … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving

DG says, “Happy Thanksgiving“.

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Leaves

We have been quiet for a while, but that is because we have been busy. Our property contains a large number of mighty oaks, and the mighty oaks make a mighty huge bunch of leaves in the fall. So we … Continue reading

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Smoke Alarms

Well……. the Smoke Alarms went off again… with another false alarm… in the middle of the night. There was no smoke, no fire, no dust, no dirt, no painted-over louvers……  no deaf spiders crawling into the housing. Just lots of … Continue reading

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Beep

We were having a nice dinner the other night, when something went “beep”. It was just a little beep. Just once. Just one little “beep”. ….. from somewhere in the house, we couldn’t tell exactly where. The question that came … Continue reading

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Zipper

There is a chill in the air, so DG finally had to dig his jacket out of the closet. Of course, the zipper got jammed. This always frustrates the poor guy. It’s as if the zippers have it in for … Continue reading

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Eye Beams

I was cleaning the smudges off of my eyeglasses again ( and again..  and again..), and I was mumbling about how the heck does that stuff get on my glasses all day long, when DG stepped in and explained it … Continue reading

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Summer Fun

DG finally got his act together and found his summer fun equipment. He found his swimming goggles and his snorkel and his flippers. He even found his fishing pole.

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Writer’s Block

It has been a few days since we have posted anything on this blog, so DG sat down to think of something funny to write. He didn’t come up with much, so I told him the problem is that he … Continue reading

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One Less Bunny

We had a visit from the resident hawk yesterday. That thing at his feet is….. or…. was…. one of our bunnies. The hawk … um… “disassembled” … the bunny for lunch. He came back later for supper, and then this … Continue reading

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