Category Archives: DG

You will never have to buy toilet paper ever again. At least that’s true if you hoarded toilet paper like DG did…. shame on you for hoarding…. shame shame….. unlike the rest of us who….. uh…… oh…. Hey, DG, could … Continue reading →

As with most everyone, we are celebrating a smaller, simpler Thanksgiving this year. Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Stay safe.

The authorities are telling us to practice “Social Distancing”. So that is what DG is doing. Unfortunately, DG thinks that “Social Distancing” means looking down his nose at everybody else. “DG”, I said, “You are misunderstanding the term ‘Social Distancing”. … Continue reading →

Now that you are spending so much time Zooming, you finally have the perfect excuse to upgrade that horrid little laptop computer you have been using for so long. As you are probably already aware, computers are powered by smoke. … Continue reading →

Even though it is Monday, since you have nowhere to go, you can sleep until noon. Hey….. wait a minute!……. how’s that different from what you were doing before the lockdown? Oops. I thought you were asleep.

We have now been through three spooky events in recent weeks, to wit: Halloween Changing all the clocks The Election from Heck Now that we have survived those and they are over and done with (as far as we can … Continue reading →

Everyone is wearing a mask these days, which makes it difficult to tell what anyone looks like. That makes you almost as good looking as Rock Hudson. But…. it also makes you almost as good looking as Alfred E. Neuman. … Continue reading →

Your halitosis is no longer a problem for your friends and neighbors. That doesn’t mean that it is an upside for you, but then you know what you gotta do.

OK here’s another upside of the lockdown. Your Aunt Millie didn’t visit this year.

OK here’s another upside. It gets you off the hook for that social gaffe that just came out when you put your mouth in motion before you put your brain in gear. Trust me. It works.