Author Archives: kimerer_brian

I found DG goofing off again now that the weather is nice. “Hey, DG, enough goofing off! Do something useful, like mow the lawn.” He wasn’t happy with that, but I did convince him to get up out of his … Continue reading →

No I didn’t. I made a nice card for my wife, who is the Mother of our children. Why would I do that? You aren’t my Mother. OK then, you win. Happy Mother’s Day, DG. Sigh.

I have been working on my latest woodworking project. Here is a picture. Well…. I didn’t time it…. but I think it might have been 50 or 60 hours of work. Well, I work only with hand tools, you know…. … Continue reading →

Here is one of my favorite quotations from Ambrose Bierce.                                                  A Causeway A Rich Woman having … Continue reading →

Honestly, DG, that is the lamest April Fools gag I have ever seen.

DG got busy this weekend doing his income taxes and calculating what percentage tax he pays. But he ran into a problem on the calculator. No matter what he did, the calculator threw an error. DG was not happy. “What’s … Continue reading →

DG was a bit annoyed with me for sending him that phony 1040XEZ form. So he wrote me up on a BM form and sent it to me. That is a Being Mean form. Check it out. Actually, I think … Continue reading →

Once again it is time to fill out your Income Tax forms. DG just received his tax forms in the mail. Remember back when the government was promising that you will be able to fill out your tax forms on … Continue reading →

It is that time of year again when we make our blanket longer by cutting six inches off the top and sewing it onto the bottom. Don’t forget to set your clocks one hour ahead tonight. Hey, DG, don’t forget … Continue reading →